banjoandkazooie:

Yeah, dat! Ah’m pretty sure he wont mind.. wait..

..Dat soldier fellow has one? 

I… don’t know.

Someone persuaded him or somethin’ a while back… I think he got rid of it, but I might just rummage through my vault…

banjoandkazooie:

{It’s the same size, man!}

Kazooie! *looks back at Queen K. Rool* Just keep onta dat till we find y’all a bra, mmkay? {We had.. similar experiences.} 

A bra, you say? You mean like that kind Klump wore once…? Awkward…~! Speaking of which.. where is he…? I might take a look for ‘im in a while…

banjoandkazooie:

Aw, don’t worry, now..

{Don’t make me yank it off!} 

Hmm… I’ll try~.

Eek! P-please don’t! Think of my dignity! *blushes*

banjoandkazooie:

Yeah, they do! It’s kinda their job.. an’ ah dunno why yer all so fussy about this! 

{Yeah, your moobs barely changed.} 

I’m fussy because… I’m still unsure…

…And Kazooie; that’s no way to talk to a lady~!

banjoandkazooie:

Aw.. uh.. n-no! It at all bad..

{*holds up a censor bar* With your weight, you’re gunna probably need 2.} 

Er… you don’t say…

Do all these things have eyes?

{You already had those.. so why is it bad again?} K-Kazooie! *his blushing gets more intense*

Dunno… suddenly feel as if it’s a bad thing, runnin’ ‘round naked…

You know?

thejinjovillage:

Huh… really? Wouldn’t have thought about it, really. I would’ve thought it felt more liberating.

Not sure ‘bout it. I don’t often feel awkward walking around naked, but this…? Eep…~!

It’s so.. different! And yet the same! I… I think I’m about to lose my mind!

Yes, Banjo, that is terribly impolite of you. *He says as he’s not even looking at the bear, but directly at K. Rool’s body in surprise and awe.*

Er… Jingaling…?

I don’t know what happened, but I feel… naked. More than usual. And I suddenly… feel bad about it. *blushes*

… *The bear starts blushing a bit*

Well! Might I inform you of the fact that it’s very impolite to stare at a lady~? Tee hee hee…

Gender Bender! :D
Anonymous

Ha! Like I’d ever f-

*POOF!*

…Certainly this is most unusual. …

((And yes, Queen K. Rool has hair, ‘cause female Kremlings have hair. That might or might not be a headcanon.

Lasts ‘til I’d had enough, okay? :D ))